coming soon: Lana Lotts, Policewoman

Lana Lotts was brought to us by Kelly Madison. Kelly and Lana look nothing alike, but Kelly, who's a tall, long-legged brunette, has a sharp eye for beautiful, sexy women, and Lana is about as sexy as they come. When Lana visited our studio for the first time in 2002 (with Kelly), every guy in the building had a hard-on. Jaws were dropping. Eyes were popping out of heads. A giant poster of Lana posing next to the Naughty Neighbors magazine editor's sports car hung on his wall for 10 years. I used to drop by his office just to look at it.

Kelly got girlie hard-ons for Lana, too. She once told us, "Lana is my favorite girl. I get so horny looking at her luscious body, and I love it when our tongues are licking each other's pussies." We asked Lana about the funniest pick-up line she's ever heard. It was, "If they turned out all the lights in this place, your beauty would light up this room." Except that's not funny or corny. With Lana, it's true.

Lana describes herself as "feisty,…